- RT @wrekehavoc @alizasherman: Seen in NYC: Boy: I can't live without you. Girl: Then why aren't you dead yet? #funny #
- RT @jimmyfallon @garyvee Shout out to the people at Lucky Strike tonight! <– right around the corner from me, hope all had a good time! #
- RT @recnamorcen Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings". #oneliner #
- @dejanaykeyera cologne smells better to you cause cologne is meant to attract girls in reply to dejanaykeyera #
- RT @funnyoneliners Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. R.A.Heinlein (@ComfyPaws) #
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