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Like Star Trek? Wanna fuck my hot roommate? – w4mm – 29 (brooklyn)
Reply to: pers-6gcwg-1225191327@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-16, 8:21PM EDT
All right, boys, here’s the deal…
My beautiful, buxom, nubian goddess of a roommate is having her 29th birthday tomorrow and, as her humble party planner, I want to help her fulfill one of her biggest fantasies–which is, basically, to be gang-banged by a Star Trek convention. If this sounds like it could be your cup of whatever-it-is-they-drink-on-the-Millennium-Falcon, read on.
As you can tell from my hilarious mis-reference above, I know nothing at all about Star Trek but I’ll do my best to convey exactly what it is she wants: basically? Nerds. She has a huge thing for Spock and all things that resemble him. So, more or less, if you’re lanky, white, cute, nerdy and into Star Trek, she wants you to fuck her. She’s into absolutely everything apparently, but I’ll leave those details to her.
I know this sounds like a joke or a set up, but I absolutely promise it’s not. I can prove it by talking to you on the phone or whatever, but I’m completely serious and I would really, really like to do this for her. She’s clean, perfectly normal and drama-free. Pic for pic, email me with interest or questions and I promise to respond quickly, etc.
BOLDLY GO, FRIENDS!
Also, if you have some kind of Trekkie get-up, that’s probably a plus.
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