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		<title>Pearly Gates joke &#8211; &#8220;Can you get married in Heaven?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/05/12/pearly-gates-joke-can-you-get-married-in-heaven/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 20:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bible Warnings and Bible Spoilers</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/07/16/bible-warnings-and-bible-spoilers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday we touched on the very important subject of updating some of our most popular literature to be current with the time. Lets just say if I was being cross-examined by senators for the job of being a supreme court justice, I would most certainly mention the LOLCat Bible Translation project at least three times.. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The importance of donuts</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/06/29/the-importance-of-donuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always vehemently defended my opinion that donuts are holey.  But I&#8217;ve never taken to quite this extreme.  This goes as far as proving, unequivocally, that they&#8217;re not just holey &#8211; but also holy!  

Yes, sometimes they ARE that important.  Lets also bring back something donut-related from a couple weeks ago:

Also, our researchers have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now midwesterners can consolidate their worshipping too!</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/06/29/now-midwesterners-can-consolidate-their-worshipping-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>popzikle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Where do I sign up?
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		<title>Where is Jesus Today?</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/06/25/where-is-jesus-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:19:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flipvine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, this joke has nothing to do with Microsoft (where you do you want to go today) or Waldo (where is waldo) or &#8220;Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego&#8221;.
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, &#8220;Where is Jesus today?&#8221;
Steven raises [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Nuns and The Blind Man</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/06/25/two-nuns-and-the-blind-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flipvine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I swore to myself that I&#8217;ll stop making jokes about nuns after I saw the movie Bad Liutenant &#8211; but this is a rather good one that I couldn&#8217;t stop myself from sharing with you all  
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother [...]]]></description>
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