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		<title>Bittersweet</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 20:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought long and hard for a one-word way to say &#8220;happy and sad&#8221;.  The motivation for such deep thoughts?  This joke:
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology then he turned to his wife and said, &#8216;Honey, I bet you can&#8217;t tell me something that will make me happy and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids say the darnest things &#8211; mom listening to her young son playing with his train set&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 02:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his train set in the living room&#8230;
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		<title>The boy with the amaaaazing memory! joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:02:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a talent show, and the announcer walks out on stage. &#8220;Ladies and gentlemen,&#8221; he proclaims, &#8220;and now.. the boy with the amaaaazing memory!&#8221;
The audience applauds, and a little boy walks out on stage, drinking some water from a bucket. &#8221;
Ladies and gentlemen,&#8221; the announcer continues, &#8220;and now&#8230; the boy with the amaaaazing memory&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s a golf gun?!?</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/06/29/whats-a-golf-gun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:26:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Believe it or not, there actually is such a thing as a golf gun. Apparently there&#8217;s a company that just got a patent on them.  But that&#8217;s not important right now, here&#8217;s a good joke for ya  
Two mexican detectives are investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. As they&#8217;re examining the scene of the [...]]]></description>
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