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		<title>Bittersweet</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/09/14/bittersweet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 20:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought long and hard for a one-word way to say &#8220;happy and sad&#8221;.  The motivation for such deep thoughts?  This joke:
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology then he turned to his wife and said, &#8216;Honey, I bet you can&#8217;t tell me something that will make me happy and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What happens in dark corners, stays in dark corners</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/09/13/what-happens-in-dark-corners-stays-in-dark-corners/</link>
		<comments>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/09/13/what-happens-in-dark-corners-stays-in-dark-corners/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 20:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flipvine</dc:creator>
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Can&#8217;t take credit for this one, read it in Maxim and liked it so much I had to share it:
A man comes out of a bar and hears a woman call from a dark area in the parking lot: &#8220;Twenty dollars.&#8221; Feeling frisky, he goes for it.
A little while into getting his groove on, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids say the darnest things &#8211; mom listening to her young son playing with his train set&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/08/04/kids-say-the-darnest-things-mom-listening-to-her-young-son-playing-with-his-train-set-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 02:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flipvine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his train set in the living room&#8230;
She heard the train stop and her son said, &#8220;All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So a pirate walks into a bar&#8230; (and 3 other classy pirate jokes Yarrr!)</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/07/27/so-a-pirate-walks-into-a-bar-and-3-other-classy-pirate-jokes-yarrr/</link>
		<comments>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/07/27/so-a-pirate-walks-into-a-bar-and-3-other-classy-pirate-jokes-yarrr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flipvine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Pirate Walks Into a Bar
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship&#8217;s steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants. He steps up to the bar and the bartender says &#8220;Excuse me, but you seem to have a steering wheel in the front of your pants.&#8221;
The pirate replies &#8220;Arrrrrr &#8211; it&#8217;s drivin&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The boy with the amaaaazing memory! joke</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/06/12/the-boy-with-the-amaaaazing-memory-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/06/12/the-boy-with-the-amaaaazing-memory-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 06:02:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flipvine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a talent show, and the announcer walks out on stage. &#8220;Ladies and gentlemen,&#8221; he proclaims, &#8220;and now.. the boy with the amaaaazing memory!&#8221;
The audience applauds, and a little boy walks out on stage, drinking some water from a bucket. &#8221;
Ladies and gentlemen,&#8221; the announcer continues, &#8220;and now&#8230; the boy with the amaaaazing memory&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pearly Gates joke &#8211; &#8220;Can you get married in Heaven?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/05/12/pearly-gates-joke-can-you-get-married-in-heaven/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 20:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day Jokes</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/02/14/valentines-day-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://flipvine.com/blog/2010/02/14/valentines-day-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>flipvine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you seeking to brighten up an either already bright or perhaps a gloomy Valentine&#8217;s Day (and if the picture on the right didn&#8217;t help), here are some V-Day funnies.
First, a little question and answer session:
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because it couldn&#8217;t get a date.
What did the paper clip [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese New Year ?</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/12/05/chinese-new-year/</link>
		<comments>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/12/05/chinese-new-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:41:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sinkpock</dc:creator>
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		<title>No comment not even going there&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/11/24/no-comment-not-even-going-there/</link>
		<comments>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/11/24/no-comment-not-even-going-there/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stikkemmup</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;gravity is a bitch&#8221;



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		<title>Who said dogs do it any different than we do?</title>
		<link>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/11/24/who-said-dogs-do-it-any-different-than-we-do/</link>
		<comments>http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/11/24/who-said-dogs-do-it-any-different-than-we-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>stikkemmup</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Terriers do it too&#8230;



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