Comments on: Sprinkler System http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/08/04/sprinkler-system/ all the news thats not fit to print Sat, 02 Oct 2010 15:16:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: flipvine http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/08/04/sprinkler-system/comment-page-1/#comment-397 flipvine Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:56:21 +0000 http://flipvine.com/blog/?p=1584#comment-397 oh my god, dying from laughter oh my god, dying from laughter

]]> By: cuntshovel http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/08/04/sprinkler-system/comment-page-1/#comment-390 cuntshovel Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:05:41 +0000 http://flipvine.com/blog/?p=1584#comment-390 The SSI Name Is Synonymous With Many Next-Generation Ceiling Whores With Spitting Anus, Such As The SprayingRing Plus+™ Seen Here. This Model Is Designed With SSI In Mind, But Is Much More Highly Advanced. SprayingRing Has A Precision Gut Valve Which Is Fully Adjustable For Foam Streaming, Explosive Liquid Burst, Or Power Coiling. SprayingRing's Founder, T. SwollenCruller II, says "SSI Will Always Be The Foundation Of Our Work". As Of 2009, SprayingRing Has Sold Over 50 Million Units In The US Alone. That's One Million Spinning Whores Spitting AssChunks Per State. Soon, We'll Be In A World Of Shit. History Of Spinning Whores With Spitting Anus: Santorum Sprinklers International, LLC (SSI), Founded In 1989 By Mike Hunt & Jack MeHoff, and Maintained by Hugh G. Rection. SSI Sold A Commercially Installed Harnesses With Whore, Ceiling Mounted And Guts Filled. The Customer Could Chose From Near Dead, Already Dead, Or Fresh Out The Box Body. SSI Went Bankrupt In 2009 Due To Legal Issues Involving Its Product, The ShitSprinkler™.Too Many Customers Were Reporting Life-Threatening Symptoms; Specifically Reverse-Internal Rotting Carcass Syndrome. The Design Was Simply Not Intended For The Rectal Rigor It Would Be Put Through. The SSI Name Is Synonymous With Many Next-Generation Ceiling Whores With Spitting Anus, Such As The SprayingRing Plus+™ Seen Here. This Model Is Designed With SSI In Mind, But Is Much More Highly Advanced.

SprayingRing Has A Precision Gut Valve Which Is Fully Adjustable For Foam Streaming, Explosive Liquid Burst, Or Power Coiling. SprayingRing’s Founder, T. SwollenCruller II, says “SSI Will Always Be The Foundation Of Our Work”. As Of 2009, SprayingRing Has Sold Over 50 Million Units In The US Alone.
That’s One Million Spinning Whores Spitting AssChunks Per State. Soon, We’ll Be In A World Of Shit.

History Of Spinning Whores With Spitting Anus:

Santorum Sprinklers International, LLC (SSI), Founded In 1989 By Mike Hunt & Jack MeHoff, and Maintained by Hugh G. Rection.

SSI Sold A Commercially Installed Harnesses With Whore, Ceiling Mounted And Guts Filled.
The Customer Could Chose From Near Dead, Already Dead, Or Fresh Out The Box Body.

SSI Went Bankrupt In 2009 Due To Legal Issues Involving Its Product, The ShitSprinkler™.Too Many Customers Were Reporting Life-Threatening Symptoms; Specifically Reverse-Internal Rotting Carcass Syndrome. The Design Was Simply Not Intended For The Rectal Rigor It Would Be Put Through.

]]> By: popzikle http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/08/04/sprinkler-system/comment-page-1/#comment-376 popzikle Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:27:17 +0000 http://flipvine.com/blog/?p=1584#comment-376 Santorum Sprinklers International Santorum Sprinklers International

]]> By: flipvine http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/08/04/sprinkler-system/comment-page-1/#comment-361 flipvine Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:13:39 +0000 http://flipvine.com/blog/?p=1584#comment-361 depending on what exactly is going on in that one, it might even combine the whole water and fertilizer angles ;) depending on what exactly is going on in that one, it might even combine the whole water and fertilizer angles ;)

]]> By: sinkpock http://flipvine.com/blog/2009/08/04/sprinkler-system/comment-page-1/#comment-358 sinkpock Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:25:07 +0000 http://flipvine.com/blog/?p=1584#comment-358 i want one to water my plants i want one to water my plants

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